Black jokes
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
"Black midget porn is in 911."