Black jokes

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of orphans.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?

Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.