Black jokes
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Me and Who?
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"