Black jokes

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of orphans.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?

Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Lol, I have a teeny black dick.

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.