Black jokes
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.