Black jokes
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
You're so emo, the sun turned black.