Black jokes

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.