Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Black Jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
A black cat will be racist next.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
