Black

Black jokes

Foundation

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Fire

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Guy

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Patient

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Heart

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Movie

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

Account

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

God

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Emo

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Matrix

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Emo

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Race

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

Test

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Dog

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.