Black jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.