Black jokes
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Memes
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.