Black jokes
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.