Black jokes
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
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Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.