Black jokes
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van!
It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go, but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come.
We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! "Hey they want to party with us!" Timmy yelled over the whooping. "Party van!" I yelled.
Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said "P O L I C E” on the side.
We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. "Isn’t that right mommy?"
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.