Black jokes

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Big black ball sacks.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.