Black jokes

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Big black ball sacks.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.