How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
