Black jokes
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.