Black jokes
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!