Black jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

What’s big and black on the road?

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?

"Daddy?"

A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"