Black jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What’s big and black on the road?
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
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My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."