Black jokes
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Memes
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."