Black jokes

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Big black ball sacks.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"