Black jokes
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.