Black jokes
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.