This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Big black ball sacks.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
