Black jokes
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.