Black jokes
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What’s big and black on the road?
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.