yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Ahaha I’m laugh because my friend so black his mama kill it the clown
You is os black your mama fainted
Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van
a black man walked into a bar
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me
What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken) did anyone laugh at that or?? Augh i guess im alone
