Black jokes

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.