Black jokes

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?