Black

Black Jokes

Market

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Benefit

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

Toast

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

Arrest

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

CEO

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

Music

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Racist

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Guy

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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  • Character

    Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

    People

    If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

    Chocolate

    The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

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