My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Black Jokes
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Big black ball sacks.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
