Black jokes

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

What’s big and black on the road?

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.