Black jokes
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
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I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.