Black jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.