Black jokes

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"