Black jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Flat.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Black dog is gay.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"
The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.