Black jokes

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

What’s big and black on the road?

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.