Black jokes
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What’s big and black on the road?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Memes
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.