Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
