Black jokes

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."