Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Black Jokes
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
