Black jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Memes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What’s big and black on the road?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.