Black jokes
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
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What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What’s big and black on the road?
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.