Black jokes
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Black lives matter.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.