What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What’s big and black on the road?
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
