Black jokes

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head!

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.