Black jokes
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What’s big and black on the road?
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.