Black jokes
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?