Black jokes
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.