Black jokes
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.