*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Black dog is gay.
