My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? - Juan on Juan
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Yo mama so black when god saw her he said (let the be light) but twice
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
