Black jokes
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's big and black?
My balls.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣