Black jokes
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.