These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
