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Black jokes

Brother

  • This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

    The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

    The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

    Do the voice in your head.

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  • Gun

  • Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

    Family

  • I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

    Btw, it's a joke lol.

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  • Emo

  • Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

    Nba

  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

    The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

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  • Santa

  • My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

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