Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Black Jokes
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
