New Black Jokes - Page 18 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Whats long and black. The line to KFC

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

steven hawkins like black willys

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.