Black jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's big and black?
My balls.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.