I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Black Jokes
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What’s big and black on the road?
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Big black ball sacks.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
