Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Big black ball sacks.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What's black and yellow and cant swim?
- A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
whats black and yellow and cant swim a bus full of orphanes
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
What's big and black?
My balls.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
