life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
What day are twins born the most Toos-day
here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your'e wife to go into labor!
louie being born
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.
