What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
