Granddaughter's Feet

Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.

She is being born in 2 months.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's funny because the narrator is implying he touched a baby that hasn't even been born yet. It is a dumb joke.

Comments (1)

KidsFudgingChickens_KFC

3 years ago

wait ho..... hold up from the stomach or from the inside ;-;?

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