A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
where are virgins usually born? Virginia
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Roses are red vilots are blue i was born pretty what happend to you
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
If your born deaf what language would you think in
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
