The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
