What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
When ur born on 4/20/69
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I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Ever seen twins? If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
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When your parents say we are sorry that you are here what do you think of that. I THINK THAT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!
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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
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When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born
So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
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yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
