Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
Can I branch out to some tree puns. Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
why did the koala climb the tree?
to get to the other branch :)
He made it don't worry
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything
A man entered in the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back in his account. The teller asked the man why did you withdraw the money and deposit back then the man replied i wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records. Lol
