Obsessed With Hares

  • Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?

    Yeah.

    Why?

    Because I got too obsessed with hares.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a play on words. "Hares" sounds like "hairs." The dude is "obsessed with hares" (rabbits) and is also "obsessed with hairs." So he is eating rabbit, HA!

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