Biology jokes
There are more than 2 genders.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"