Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Whet
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
There are more than 2 genders.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
