Biology jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is a difference between a tree and...
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."