Tails and Walmart Moms

Listen up, kid. Some lost soul in the Carti sub is daydreaming about being a human puppy at Walmart because they've got zero game and even less shame. They think a tail would leak their mommy obsession to the whole world. You're probably staring at this wondering where society went wrong. Based fact: tail-wagging is for dogs, not for weirdos in the cereal aisle.