Biology jokes
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Memes
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.