How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Dodo.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
