Biology jokes
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Memes
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What is a difference between a tree and...
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!