Biology jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."