Biology jokes
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.