Biology jokes
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!