Biology jokes
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.