Biology jokes
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.