Biology jokes
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Memes
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is a difference between a tree and...