Biology jokes
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish with no eyes.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?