Biology jokes
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
There are only two genders.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.