What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What is a big animal π¦? A bat π¦!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! π
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why canβt a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
There are multiple. Thatβs the joke.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
