Biology jokes
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
There are only two genders.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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