Biology jokes
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Dodo.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!