Bigness jokes

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

I ass big ass you :-)

You're a big Z!

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, axe it's head.

Axe it's head, defeat him.

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What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.

Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!