Bigness jokes
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
rlly
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
You're just big and good.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.