Bigness jokes
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
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If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.