Bigness jokes
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
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Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What's big, black, and lights up when you touch it?
A phone.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Four big guys.