Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
Big
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus? The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
I am a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
