Bigness jokes

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

I ass big ass you :-)

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

You're a big Z!

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!