Bigness jokes

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

I ass big ass you :-)

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

You're a big Z!

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

My peepee was big, now it's small.

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

It turns into ligma.

Brother: What's ligma?

Big Brother: Ligma dick!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.