Bigness jokes
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)