Bigness

Bigness jokes

Neptune

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Head

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Forehead

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Asphalt

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Dishwasher

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Stick

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

Voice

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

Mouth

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Ass

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Ego

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.