Bigness jokes
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
You're just big and good.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.