What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Bigness Jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
You're a big Z!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I ass big ass you :-)
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
