Bigness jokes
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
You big gay.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.