Bigness jokes
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
You're just big and good.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
You're a big Z!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I ass big ass you :-)
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.