Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Memes
My big back moment
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
You're just big and good.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH