Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Memes
My big back moment
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
You're just big and good.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!