Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
thank the lord for my two huge balls
Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.
Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it's bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
Jack and Jill went upthe hill so Jack could lick Jills Candy. Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because jills real name is randy, and she had no candy just he gave jack a handy.
Uranus is huge
your foreheads so big even barry wood sayed wow thats huge
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
