Wine Bottle Riddle

  • Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! So, the joke is a trick question. If you're holding wine in both hands, what you *really* got is a drinking problem. That's right, I said it. You probably got one too, judging by your taste in jokes.

    Categories

  • Comments (12)

  • do you really think i'm going to ask what is 12+9 NO

    alchohol poisoning and several hangovers

    u have big farkin hands thats what u got! ... i can fit one bottle in each hand.

    Oppressive Douc

    Related jokes