Beverage jokes
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.