Beverage jokes
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!