Beverage jokes
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Blake drinks Coke.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Pop a choccy milk!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.