Beverage jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Memes
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.