Beverage jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.