Beverage jokes
Iron jug.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Memes
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.