Beverage jokes
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!