Absent Father

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans. Orphans don't have parents, usually because they've gone bye-bye permanently. So, the joke is that the orphan's dad went to get milk but never came back, which is why the orphan has to eat breakfast with water. It's supposed to be dark humor, but knowing you, you probably think it's just a sad story. You're as sharp as a marble, ain't ya?