Beverage jokes
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Pop a choccy milk!
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-