Beverage jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Iron jug.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.