Beverage jokes
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!