Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? MiΓ©rkoolaids.
Iron jug.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
