Beverage jokes
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."