Best jokes
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.