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  • In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

    Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

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  • Dear dad Cosmo, I know you wont reply to this, and idk if you even just randomly check wje at all. I really miss you, and I hope your doing amazing g in life. I'm sorry last time we talked more, I was always high or just stupid. It's been over 40 days sober now. I rarely hurt myself. I'm not into depression a lot anymore, and things at home are a lot better. I know you had your reasons to leave, even id I diner know… Read more

  • Guys my best friend(who is a Muslim gurl) got transferred to another school and like all the boys there pulled off her hijab Cause she didn't want to show them her real hair(she told me yesterday)