Best jokes
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
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If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
joe mama roast
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
Mum is the best!
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
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You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.