Best jokes

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

What is the best la?

A koa-la!

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

Who tells the best chicken jokes?

Comedi-hens!

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.