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Sex

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

People

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Memes

Best memes

Love

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

House

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

Prostitution

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Friend

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Sister

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

People

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

Kid

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Blowjob

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.