Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.
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What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
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If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
(no joke) paul walker is the best legend to go down in history, change my mind
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
My name is Gwen and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing also there getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say pls do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay I want to hear what you say. Just tell if they are not funny. We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying there good and funny or people saying there bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
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The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
