Best jokes

What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?

You don’t need consent.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.

What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?

With a pitchfork.

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.

The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

What is the best la?

A koa-la!

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"