Best jokes
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.