Best jokes
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
That do be me though
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!