Best jokes
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.