Best Jokes

north america best america

9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah

Q:What is the best Disney character

A:toe mator

if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy

YOU WERE BORN!!!!

what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!

Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico

whats the best way to get an emo out of a tree

Cut the rope

The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes

Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.

Best thing ever right here

So there is this app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12-15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12- 15 inches longer

What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, “The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis.” 🥰

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better

A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

dad: My kid just said butch but since he is a kid he said a bad word on accident *the next day* uncle: F*CK

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol