Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
"North America, best America."
if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy
YOU WERE BORN!!!!
what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
dad: My kid just said butch but since he is a kid he said a bad word on accident *the next day* uncle: F*CK
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
