Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Hi, you guys dont know me, but i have my best interests at heart. Im a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that gwen, addison banks, watersharky, ect. are kind people! also, i kinda like watersharky...
What is the best day to go to the beach On Sunday
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman bed room and get the best pussy of your life so he does it when he goes back to flash Superman says to flash man that was great but my ass kinda burns
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
I found the best Gofundme https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
