A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you arenโt too bad either. But the best 69 Iโve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!
The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new ๐
Your moms my dad. think about that
What's the difference between me and my best friends
At least one of us has a house
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.