Best Jokes

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen hawking.

My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes

Cooper is the best to ever live

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot

Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.

A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO

What is the best way to end a cook book?

And that’s a wrap

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

What is the best thing about being back Free bullets

What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen

Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see through clothes.

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car