What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Best Jokes
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Cooper is the best to ever live.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
