Best jokes
Cooper is the best to ever live.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Memes
Shep
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐