Best jokes
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Cooper is the best to ever live.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐