Best jokes
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.