My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What's the best about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
What is the best thing about being an orphan all bag of chips are family sized
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls They can’t say no.
What is the best joke of all time? Feminism
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!