My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs then she grow teeth
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
Can't wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
