Best jokes

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

"When is the best time to commit suicide?"

Ate a Glock in the morning.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

Because they practice at the best schools.

Who makes the best anteaters?

Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?