Best jokes
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Memes
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I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!