Best Jokes

Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back

I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew

Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.

I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta

What is the best part of a turkey the drumstick ggaaagaaaga

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting

What is Stephen hawking best side

The left

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.

me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

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What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!

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School is the best

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.