Being jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.