Being jokes
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
joanna be like
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Being pro-life.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.