If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
BlessedBrian's Intelligence
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is saying BlessedBrian ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. If he were any dumber, he'd be like a plant that needs water to survive. Get it? Plants ain't got brains, just like you when you try to understand basic jokes.