Being jokes

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

What did the lettuce say to the carrot?

"Lettuce be friends!"

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

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The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

Because they want to be wanted.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

Should be good night and walk walk home.